A Day at the Park

A day at the park is fantastic
But is usually quite frantic
As when you try to relax
Your kids will want to have your tic-tacs

Parks are full of green trees
That will amaze you so much that you will wheeze
The grass will be filled with joy
That will get you so excited that you will break your child’s toy

There are many ways to have fun at parks
So much it will make you grow sparks
But beware if you don’t bring enough food
Or kids will nag and annoy until you’ll get chewed

Try to have fun with the animals
But make sure you don’t cross the deadline
As if you go too far
All you will see would be stars

Parks are exciting
And are great for sighting
But try not to go too far
As you don’t want things to get bizarre

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Blackwater Jobs

At Blackwater,
You can die
And eat a meat pie
But you need to earn that pie

You need to be as tough as marshmallow fluff
And as brave as a wave
But if you’re a scaredy cat
You’ll get chased off like a pack of mice

If you’re a sweet, loveable person,
You better give up your dreams and think of something else
As when you need to raise your gun up and act,
You’ll cry and wail like a baby and eat apple pie

Blackwater jobs are meant for the strong
The ones that can punch like gorillas
Kick like a kangaroo
And frightens you like an army of sharks

So beware and take care
Maybe this isn’t for you, unless you’re a ninja
And owns a black belt
So get ready to punch and kick like killer whale

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Cake and Cupcakes

Cakes and Cupcakes are yummy
Even better than a gummi
They come in all shapes and sizes
That makes them win prizes

There are millions of flavors
All full of savors
Chocolate, red velvet and more
All of them are to adore

These sweet treats may be sugary
Just like a big chunk of candy
But don’t let that put you down
As they’ll always be around!

The creamy, thick icing
Will melt you when your slicing
But then you grab a piece
You’ll be in a space with peace

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Kittens

Kittens are the best
They’re even cute when they rest
They make a cute, little squeak
But you’ll be angry when they leak

They have a thick, fluffy coat
That will not like your throat
They’re an absolute delight
So they’ll make you feel bright

They’ll capture you with their eyes
But you’ll laugh when they’re in disguise
They’re everything you want
So give them your croissant

Kittens are cute
When they’re wearing a boot
They’ll make you feel happy
But don’t make them feel unhappy

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Nature

An ocean is blue
The sky is blue
The grass is deep green
And the trees are bright green

The ocean is a mystery
Full of wonderful creatures
But beware of some
As they have no heart

The sky is infinity
With never-ending clouds and birds
Just lay down on a towel
And stare in the never-ending blue

The grass is powerful
Full of bugs and butterflies
But when you look closely
You’ll see its good side

The trees go woosh
As they blow in the wind
But when you’re on top of one
You’ll find it quite nice

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Krazy Kats

Cats are fluffy
Sometimes very puffy
But they’re obviously cute
When they’re wearing a suit!

Ragdolls are lazy
They can even be crazy
They have crystal blue eyes
So you can give them a prize!

Kittens are the best
Especially when they’re dressed
They will hop on your bed
And give you some bread

Everyone likes cats
So give them some hats
You’ll love them some more
So much that you’ll roar!

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Rainbow Unicorns and Kittens

Rainbow Unicorn, Rainbow Unicorn
Why won’t you accept my piece of corn?
I never did anything, nothing at all!
But silly kitty replies every call

Meow! Meow! What’s wrong with you kitty?
It’s just that Unicorn ran out to the city!
Oh no! Oh no! She must’ve ate corn!
I tried to warn her since the day she was born!

I went to the city and looked everywhere
Please kitty, help me, I’ll give you a pear!
Wait, I saw something, I saw something magical
I saw something that looked supernatural!

Look kitty! Look kitty! I think I’ve found Unicorn!
Now I can tell her to never eat corn!
But as I looked ’round the terrible corner,
All I saw was a big dusty border!

Oh kitty! Look, kitty! This is a fail
I feel like screaming a terrible wail!
Never give up, let’s just keep on looking
Before I go home and prepare all my cooking!

Wait, Unicorn! Unicorn! Come over here!
Please don’t go somewhere and just disappear!
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, accept my apology
Tonight for dinner you’ll have a big strawberry!

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